{"product_id":"lesbian-sex-haiku-book-with-cats","title":"Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)","description":"\u003cbody\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTitle: \u003c\/b\u003eLesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eAnna Pulley\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN: \u003c\/b\u003e9781250072641\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher: \u003c\/b\u003eFlatiron Books\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished: \u003c\/b\u003e2016\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding: \u003c\/b\u003eHardcover\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage: \u003c\/b\u003eEnglish\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNumber of Pages: \u003c\/b\u003e160\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Note: \u003c\/b\u003eClean, unmarked copy with some edge wear. Good binding. Dust jacket included if issued with one. We ship in recyclable American-made mailers. 100% money-back guarantee on all orders.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher Description: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eLesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? \u003ci\u003eThe Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) \u003c\/i\u003eis a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e From lesbian pick-up lines: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e Pronounce Annie Proulx's\u003cbr\u003e name correctly--watch lady's\u003cbr\u003e cargo pants fall off.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e To icebreaker haiku for first dates: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e It has been MANY \u003cbr\u003e years, but I'm not done griping \u003cbr\u003e about The L Word.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e It's like straight sex but\u003cbr\u003e afterwards we ask ourselves, \u003cbr\u003e \"We just had sex, right?\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e Lesbian sex is\u003cbr\u003e like water polo--no one \u003cbr\u003e really knows the rules.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.\u003c\/body\u003e","brand":"Flatiron Books","offers":[{"title":"Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) | Anna Pulley | Hardcover | 9781250072641 | Used: Very Good | Back Stacks I 1754483","offer_id":49004891570328,"sku":"1754483","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0492\/1609\/4360\/files\/81x2DQ6SCvL.jpg?v=1778310647","url":"https:\/\/roundaboutbookstore.com\/products\/lesbian-sex-haiku-book-with-cats","provider":"Roundabout Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}