{"product_id":"nightlight-a-parody","title":"Nightlight: A Parody","description":"\u003cbody\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTitle: \u003c\/b\u003eNightlight: A Parody\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eThe Harvard Lampoon\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN: \u003c\/b\u003e9780307476104\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher: \u003c\/b\u003eVintage\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished: \u003c\/b\u003e2009\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding: \u003c\/b\u003ePaperback\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage: \u003c\/b\u003eEnglish\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eEdition: \u003c\/b\u003eIllustrated\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNumber of Pages: \u003c\/b\u003e154\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Note: \u003c\/b\u003eExcellent, unmarked copy with little wear and tight binding. We ship in recyclable American-made mailers. 100% money-back guarantee on all orders.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher Description: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eAbout three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the \u003ci\u003eHarvard Lampoon\u003c\/i\u003e's hilarious send-up of \u003ci\u003eTwilight\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!-Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eComplete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, \u003ci\u003eNightlight \u003c\/i\u003eis the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.\u003c\/body\u003e","brand":"Vintage","offers":[{"title":"Nightlight: A Parody | The Harvard Lampoon | Paperback | 9780307476104 | Used: Like New | Back Stacks I 1774167","offer_id":49674623877272,"sku":"1774167","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0492\/1609\/4360\/files\/51erpilfbYL.jpg?v=1786551090","url":"https:\/\/roundaboutbookstore.com\/products\/nightlight-a-parody","provider":"Roundabout Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}