{"product_id":"only-dead-on-the-inside-a-parents-guide-to-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse","title":"Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse","description":"\u003cbody\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTitle: \u003c\/b\u003eOnly Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eJames Breakwell\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN: \u003c\/b\u003e9781944648633\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher: \u003c\/b\u003eBenBella Books\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished: \u003c\/b\u003e2017\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding: \u003c\/b\u003ePaperback\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage: \u003c\/b\u003eEnglish\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Note: \u003c\/b\u003eExcellent, unmarked copy with little wear and tight binding. We ship in recyclable American-made mailers. 100% money-back guarantee on all orders.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher Description: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eIt's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThere are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eOnly Dead on the Inside\u003c\/i\u003e is the answer for the rest of us. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWritten by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), \u003ci\u003eOnly Dead on the Inside\u003c\/i\u003e blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, \u003ci\u003eOnly Dead on the Inside\u003c\/i\u003e is your best―and only―chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.\u003c\/body\u003e","brand":"BenBella Books","offers":[{"title":"Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse | James Breakwell | Paperback | 9781944648633 | Used: Like New | Humor 1633702","offer_id":48694027387032,"sku":"1633702","price":7.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0492\/1609\/4360\/files\/91wVPZXuLDL.jpg?v=1773763495","url":"https:\/\/roundaboutbookstore.com\/products\/only-dead-on-the-inside-a-parents-guide-to-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse","provider":"Roundabout Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}