{"product_id":"say-no-to-placenta-pics-and-other-hilarious-unsolicited-advice-for-pregnant-women","title":"Say No to Placenta Pics: And Other Hilarious, Unsolicited Advice for Pregnant Women","description":"\u003cbody\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTitle: \u003c\/b\u003eSay No to Placenta Pics: And Other Hilarious, Unsolicited Advice for Pregnant Women\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eJillian M Parsons\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN: \u003c\/b\u003e9781510733725\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher: \u003c\/b\u003eSkyhorse\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished: \u003c\/b\u003e2018\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding: \u003c\/b\u003ePaperback\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage: \u003c\/b\u003eEnglish\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNumber of Pages: \u003c\/b\u003e252\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Note: \u003c\/b\u003eClean, unmarked copy with some edge wear. Good binding. Dust jacket included if issued with one. We ship in recyclable American-made mailers. 100% money-back guarantee on all orders.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher Description: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eTwo Best Friends Make It through a Pregnancy, with All Its Gut-Busting Hilarity and Gross Bits\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Maternity isn't all sunshine and rainbows and natural glows. It's also elastic waistbands, hot flashes, and throbbing breasts! When Jillian Parsons's best friend forever, Allison Baerken, finds herself knocked up, both women are thrown into a nine-month roller coaster ride of emotions--even though only one of them is pregnant. \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSay No to Placenta Pics\u003c\/i\u003e is the ultimate BFF's uncensored, tell-all guide to the down and dirty of pregnancy for all badass moms-to-be (and their nonpregnant friends watching from the side lines) who desperately need a joke over the next nine months. Together, Allison and Jillian ride the learning curves from first trimester to after birth, rejecting standard pregnancy fluff in self-help books, exploring the issues about mother-to-be-hood no one else seems to have the guts to: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eThe anti-sex appeal of maternity negligées\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurviving the high school experience of online mommy groups\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eResisting the urge to overshare on Facebook\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExecuting the right angles on a maternity photo shoot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eListening to yet another birth story from a stranger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e Witty, tongue-in-cheek, and fearlessly relatable, \u003ci\u003eSay No to Placenta Pics\u003c\/i\u003e is the realest girl talk between two women who deliver a satirical breakdown of modern-day maternity and what it means to be, and not to be, a Mom\u003c\/body\u003e","brand":"Skyhorse","offers":[{"title":"Say No to Placenta Pics: And Other Hilarious, Unsolicited Advice for Pregnant Women | Jillian M Parsons | Paperback | 9781510733725 | Used: Very Good | Humor 1741638 (temp: 17)","offer_id":48168952955032,"sku":"1741638","price":7.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0492\/1609\/4360\/files\/71PiHfb7XhL.jpg?v=1771982219","url":"https:\/\/roundaboutbookstore.com\/products\/say-no-to-placenta-pics-and-other-hilarious-unsolicited-advice-for-pregnant-women","provider":"Roundabout Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}