You Suck

Title: You Suck
Author: Christopher Moore
ISBN: 9780060590307
Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks
Published: 2008
Binding: Paperback
Language: English
Edition: Reprint
Number of Pages: 328
Section: Fiction | Science Fiction | Humorous
Publisher Description:

Being undead sucks. Literally.

Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.